I Took a Motorboat to the Weenis.My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after pancakes because you'll only end up with a motorboat in your weenis." I never quite understood his advice until one Sneak Some Zucchini onto Your Neighbor's Porch Day, I was gardening with my best friend Keisha Mei Ash. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was pleasantly plump and spooky sounds came from deep within. Keisha Mei Ash saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!